Angry Birds

anyone else playing wreck the halls? So far 3 stars all the way upto todays level!! All hail the angry bird!! (im not on about the misses this time)

 

You sound like a riot

 

You have a wife? Good God!

 

Wife kids and a good job thanks guys! Cant beat when sat on the poreclain throne removing last nights dinner from the bowels then flicking the bird across the screen. Little things and little minds i think they say

 

Why don't you move the flat screen telly in front of the bog door and play xbox while taking a ****. Like normal people.

 

Or better yet, take the computer with you, get the porn on and see what you can finish first, a **** or a ****e

 

Appreciate the advice and will happily admit none of the suggestions has ever crossed my mind before although spanking the monkey whilst taking a dump sounds a little strange for my liking!!

 

Or get a commode, then you can eat, s**t, and play xbox all at the same time.

 

A self-blumpkin?

 

It's why wireless networking was invented.

 

She got upset when I tried that. Her friends weren't too amused either.

 

I believe "blumfing" is young-people-speak for being sucked off while squeezing out a brown badboy.

I'm a scatty-virgin.

Jobbies have never entered my lady-pleasuring routines

 

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Imagine that on come dine with me!

 

Come sh!te with me.

 

Oh ffs, now i've heard everything. What possible pleasure could people get out of that and what kind of "woman" would be so slattenly to take part?

Gives me the dry boak thinking about it.

 

A "smudger" is a frozen jobby used as a dildo.

Now THAT's bogging.

 

This should be Noel Edmonds new game show to replace Deal or No Deal...

"I'll call the ****er"

 

Dev - you really need to broaden your horizons Embrace change

 

Shagging with a full bladder is quite interesting.

 

Indeed. I have, on occasion, not been entirely sure if I was coming or going.