Imagine a Scot being the best tennis player in the UK Whitever next? We'll be dominating you at cricket next or bumming or one of your other gay "sports"
My favourite Mont Python sketch was of the Bloumange Aliens turn every one in the world into Scots so they they could win Wimbledon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3cKAhL0c-g
Cricket, quite possibly the gayest sport ever invented. Who cares anyway we ****ing smoke england in bowls
I have a mighty pre-prepared diatribe about why cricket isn't a sport. Can't be arsed wheeling it out but it's an imperialist pastime at best. Break for lunch Break for tea Break for the afternoon circlewank
Cricket is a sport As is darts you ****s that dont think darts is a sport The only thing I draw a line on in the is-it-a-sport-o-meter is Rowing, now that is proper queer.