And Another Thing, emails.................

OK so they may not have anything to do with football but those who know me will be well aware that even my football threads quickly turn to dog sex and abuse, no idea why.

But emails and spam in particular, do yours change with age?

When I was younger we did not have emails so our spam came out on Sundays when Aunty Nelly came a visiting, Sundays were all about visitors to us or me and my sister being dragged off for a fun filled day sitting quiet and not showing them,(my parents), up at some dreary Aunt and Uncles.

My emails started in my 50’s and tended to offer me things like, Equity Release, Retirement Planning, Saving Schemes.

By my late 50’s I was no longer being offered these things it was, How to release cash from my pension, again Equity Release, Zero Interest Credit Cards, Dating Sites for the chance to meet that special person, Cheap Viagra, I assume in case I did meet her and holidays for single people.

Now in my 60’s it seems I no longer need Viagra or that special person, they are no more. My Equity is all released and the dating sites have admitted defeat.

Now all I am good for is a daily mail from Michael Parkinson who is guaranteeing me life cover and giving me a free sat nav, just in case I go out and a cash loan to see me till pay day. If I get my finger out and apply before 2 I can have the cash today, I’m tempted, why? Well it says I don’t have to pay the cash back until my next payday and I am retired, I don’t have pay days just pension days, does that mean I get to keep the money?

 

Haha you could be onto something there Syd!

 

Depends on how much they would give you, probably not enough to make it worth while

 

I can have £1,000 they say, mind it does mention terms & conditions, bastards..

 

The sat nav could help you find your way to heaven when that time arises. Or knowing sat navs you may end up in a completely different place!

 

On the plus side with the demise of BBC606 my inbox isn't clogged with your post removed, thread deleted, 10 times a day.

 

it could be arranged

 

now then, have I told you about my spiritual beliefs

 

iv'e sat on a crocodile...then ate his cousin for lunch.

 

am I being silly now?

 

But can't organise a mod attack in unison as you have replied to a deleted post.

hahahahaha

 

Mods!
I've **** em.

 

what deleted post.....

gotta ya, syd,,,,, deleted that........

 

just for fun mind, we are cowardly ****s, well not Dorset, he is a nice man

 

He's a very nice man, bet he has lovely hair, and eats continental breakfasts....with posh coffee, and calls eggy bread, french toast.

 

Dont know if this is true but I heard from a very good source(jersey) that when he farts in bed he does not shake the quilt

BB on the other hand, well we all know why he ran away to Spain

 

Alls fair in love and bored.