More closed season entertainment. Let's hear some amusing anagrams; names, places, whatever you like. One of my all time favourites is: Mother-in-Law = Woman Hitler
Justin Timberlake = I’m A Jerk But Listen This has reminded me of the old joke...Dire Straits and Chris Rea have said they are going to collaborate, they will go under the name of "Dire-Rea".
Not so much amusing but impressive. I've not double checked it because, quite frankly, I can't be arsed but I trust the website I got it from has done checks before positing it. The Curse of the Ring (from The Lord of the Rings) In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, And in the darkness, bind them. = Who fears Nine Morgul men, A lot of bandit demons, The gathering torrent, And Him, one Dark Lord Sheltered within His hell? Men, blind to the One Ring. (by Michael J. Mateyka)
That's how I roll But seriously, I started to check it but I couldn't be bothered to count out all the different letters and check if the two matched perfectly, I'd have been stuck here for hours doing it.
For the hell of it I thought I'd put the names of Pompey's current squad into an online anagram finder and see what it came up with, and here's the result: Phil Smith = Shh Limp It John Sullivan = Join Hull Vans Sonny Bradley = Lay By Nerd Son Danny East = A Sandy Net Adam Webster = Bard Waste Me Joe Devera = A Dove Jeer Dan Butler = Rat Bundle Liam Walker = A Law Milker Romain Padovani = Void In Panorama Jack Maloney = A Meanly Jock Jed Wallace = A Clad Jewel Andy Barcham = Achy Armband David Connolly = Vainly Cold Don Ashley Harris = Arise Harshly Tom Craddock = To Add Mr Cock Yassin Moutoauakil, Patrick Agyemang and Johnny Ertl didn't have any results.
For the hell of it I thought I'd put the names of Pompey's current squad into an online anagram finder and see what it came up with, and here's the result: Phil Smith = Shh Limp It John Sullivan = Join Hull Vans Sonny Bradley = Lay By Nerd Son Danny East = A Sandy Net Adam Webster = Bard Waste Me Joe Devera = A Dove Jeer Dan Butler = Rat Bundle Liam Walker = A Law Milker Romain Padovani = Void In Panorama Jack Maloney = A Meanly Jock Jed Wallace = A Clad Jewel Andy Barcham = Achy Armband David Connolly = Vainly Cold Don Ashley Harris = Arise Harshly Tom Craddock = To Add Mr Cock Yassin Moutoauakil, Patrick Agyemang and Johnny Ertl didn't have any results.
Margaret Hilda Thatcher (nee Roberts) = Abhorred. (Grantham's "Hitler", etcetera). David Cameron = Demonic Vadar. The Conservative Leader David Cameron = Vivid, lacerated, over-caned Eton arse? H'm... George Gideon Oliver Osborne = One reviled ogre, boring goose. (Oooh! Little bit of politics there)
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em (did £100 in 3 minutes yesterday )
That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind = A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
