An awkward truth

Gentlemen, we really do need to get out more.

I've been visiting the Florists, Swansea & Cardiff (haven't done Reading yet) sites. Now, going by our standards, you expect the florists site to be full of articles bemaoning the performance, tattics, whats the future etc, along with Swansea wummers. The Swansea site you'd expect to be full of articles heaping praise on the team, and I'd expect a fair few Cardiff fans to be giving their opinion on tonites game and slagging off Swansea.

Nowt. Bugger all, anywhere. Probably the grand total of 2 or 3 comments about last night between the lot of them.

So, either everyone who posts for those teams has been to the games and hasn't had a chance to get on and post yet, or (and this is the more likely).......

WE'RE ALL A LITTLE TOO OBSESSIONAL ABOUT THIS SITE - WE NEED TO TURN OF OUR PC's AND GET A LIFE!

I appreciate that being a member of the NUFC Not 606 Forum means that you have access to all the good company, sparkling wit and caustic comment that you'd expect to find in the Groucho Club, but with none of the crippling fees.I know that it's nice to feel part of an exclusive club, with lots on 'in' jokes that others don't understand. And I know that we all need a place where we can air our homo-erotic fantasies about Tash.

But, Gentlemen, We NEED to get out more. We NEED exercise. We NEED the company of real people...and lasses. Not Sexy Poll lasses, real lasses, the ones that actually speak and move about, and that you might actually have more than an one in eighty five million chance of ****ing!

This post was created at 6 in the morning, for ****s sake!? What AM I DOING???

HELP !

 

You're talking to me.

 

You need help too!

 

I really need help. We are all pathetic ****ers. I feel I have a life, I just fit not 606 in when I'm not living my life. But I use it often, I last posted at 2am, I am posting at 6:42(waiting to go to work).

 

First thing I do is check not606 please help me.

 

I come on here to get away from wor lass, that said I'm at work and first thing I did was check in on here. ****, you're right! HELP ME!!!

 

I check before before I leave for work at 06.30 but I'm always too tired to write.
I get a coffee in work first.ha

 

I'll go a until the weekend without posting/going on this, cos i dun need help I can quit this any time I want.

 

I'm glad to be sad

 

Where can I download a life from?

 

I dont know ive googled it and nothing panicing

 

You know that when the android app comes out my life is over - I only come online normally at work as my PC at home is at a funny angle and doesn't allow me to watch Two and a Half Men while i'm on here.

So I expect to single and friendless within a fortnight of that app becoming available.

 

There's an app for that

 

This site is the first thing I check as soon as I open the internet up at work or at home It's the same sort of addiction like football manager when you can stay on for hours and hours!

 

I woke up at 9 to do revision.. I'm still on Not606

 

I just sit in and get 'merry' with my mates anyway. If it's not this it's either FM or Fifa anyway. At least this way I'm conversing with 'real' people....

But no definitely i agree. Maybe we're on it too much.....

But who cares! Woo.

 

But who cares! Woo.
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Your parents when you get an A+ on here but a Z- on your course work.

 

pfft. they wouldn't be surprised, we can all see it's going to happen.
I wouldn't mind an A in not606ology

 

I don't have a problem.

Since I took up crack; this not606 thing is a doddle to give up for long periods of time whilst I'm reduced to a near comatose state.

Sometimes in the delirium I think of wonderful things to post and then drink vodka and Guiness shots to drink myself to a level of near normality to impart my visions.

Mind; once the DT's have stopped and I read what I've written I become aware that the visions of grandeur in my imagination are all wrong and I'm simply a smack head with a penchant for vile drink.

Then I take crack to bolster my low opinion of myself...

I'm fine though.

I could give up tomorrow.

Guiness screws you up.

 

I come here to get away from revision!

Not a problem