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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Manobear, Jun 24, 2013.

  1. BigotAlertAnalRimMan

    BigotAlertAnalRimMan New Member

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    Why don't Americans have any respect for Brits or Europeans when really a large percentage have European blood running through their veins.
     
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  2. Constcrepe

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    Who shot JFK?
     
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  3. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    America is an odd place. The president doesnt really run the country. It is ran by massive corporations and is basically corrupt. For a country having so much of the worlds wealth it seemingly has far more poverty than some 3rd world countries.

    Why does everyone want sub machine guns?
     
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    Why is the deep south still Racist?
     
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  5. Constcrepe

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    Why does American chocolate taste like candle wax?
     
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    Should Americans change their history books to say the 1917-18 war instead of WWI?
     
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    50% of that wealth is owned by 1% of the population.

    Every time Obama mentions gun laws sales of guns go through the roof, hmm? Does he really want gun sales reduced, **** no, he is working for the lobbyists who funded Obama's campaign, which might I add was the most expensive election campaign in history.

    Smgs lol, why do mothers own assault rifles and keep them locked in a flimsy wooden cabinet in their homes around their obviously depressed and self destructive teenage children.

    The gun manufacturers and lobbyists managed quite easily to misrepresent the constitution which considering the time of its draft was meant to allow for militias to bear arms to defend their towns not every Tom dick and Arry to go about with a gun.

    Why do Americans have no employment rights?
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Why did terrorism only become a bad thing when America became a victim of it, prior to which it was ignored/supported/financed by America?
     
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    Why is it when they fight against friendly American regimes they are Terrorists, and when they fight unfriendly regimes they are then called Rebels?

    in Syria one of the groups the Americans want to arm are al qaeda affiliates Jabhat al-Nusra, what is <doh> is they are prosecuting on of their own ex soldiers for fighting with Jabhat al-Nusra <doh>
     
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  10. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think you'll find when they fight unfriendly regimes they are called Freedom Fighters. Even if they actually want to impose Sharia law and shoot people for making jokes in McDonald's.

    I shudder to think what Braveheart would say to the whole situation...
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I love this one.


    Ten years ago, even five, I would have been the first to say this but anyone who has been on Facebook or even this website will know that a massive proportion of the British population are completely ****ing illiterate and have zero room to talk about our American counterparts.
     
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    I stand corrected 'Freedom Fighters'<ok>
     
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    I blame Microsoft and spell checker, an American company.<laugh>
     
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    P.S. Does it bother Americans that your country is named after a Welshman, and your flag is based on his coat of arms?

    Damn Yankee plastics <ok>
     
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    So Mano, happy you made this? <whistle>
     
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    Why ban kinder eggs and instead educate children on the hazards of eating plastic toys?<laugh>

    Does spray from a can cheese taste good?
     
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    When you talk about American being great you can expect this, from anywhere outside of America<ok>
     
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    Ahh yes, but when someone is typing 'I could have gone to the pub this afternoon in this glorious sunshine' does spell checker replace the have for an of?

    And, when in reply someone says 'I hear you're off to the pub in this glorious sunshine' does spell checker replace you're with your and off with of?

    No, does it ****. That is entirely down to the pig ignorance of the person writing the sentence.
     
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    True, but it makes people lazy as **** though. When checker is not available they'll let any auld crap pass as English<ok>


    What you said there about have and of, reminds me of Jessy J<laugh>
     
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    Think everyone is being harsh on the yanks. After all they single handedly won two world wars and beat those pesky Vietnamese ...
     
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