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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    nooooo dont follow through
     
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    Why is diddles leaving the room backwards
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    drop one sneak out backwards as evil does

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    Believe it or not, l am still without wind!
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I silently farted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt.
    After a few seconds my wife said, "****ing hell that stinks!"
    It must've been pretty awful, she was downstairs at the time.
     
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    It’s amazing l didn’t follow thru!
     
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    oops i did was way too excited
     
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    Can’t force it unless you want an accident
     
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    there room here with me for more than one squeaking past
     
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