Am I homophobic?

Yep, you're trolling/wumming. W/E bro.

I don't fall into these traps often, but I feel that my posts can at least influence some ignorant people.

 

I'm trolling or wumming my own board?



Hahahahaha stop it I'm going to piss myself.

 

Would they need to be ignorant to believe you?

 

Sometimes dolphins **** the blowhole of other dolphins. What a head **** eh? Just thought I'd throw it in there after Discos giraffe revelation

 

It's an ambition of mine to cross breed a giraffe and a dolphin to create the gayest animal alive. I'll call it a...

impudicus mustachus homos.

 

I wonder if Sperm whales have cocks too?

 

Hahaha didn't some weirdo get arrested for shagging a dolphin locally?

Do a Google for "Wet Goddess"..........

Never mind here's a link.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/23/malcolm-brenner-dolphin_n_974764.html

 

Is the whole Chelsea team gay?


I only ask as they have just had their arses handed to them by Juve.

 

This! ****ing unreal

 

They supposedly ejaculate 400 gallons of semen per day.

 

****ing hell!! That's nearly as much as Tash when the Toon score.

 

So do any mammals have more than one cock?

 

I heard he didn't get a job at a hospital because he put on his CV the following...

I ejaculate black and white.

 

Freddie the Dolphin. Poor Freddie. Bloke was acquitted too from what I remember, as some expert witnesses testified that dolphins use their erections not just sexually but socially too. Case cost about 30K. Freddie left though which tells you all you need to know. Freddie got fingered! The bastard scared him off.

 

I'm not sure about mammals, but there is a bird called a cockatoo..

 

Some marsupials have double headed dicks.

****ing Aussies always trying to get one up on us.

 

There's a load of lasses parade the Bigg Market who like a cockatoo as well.

 

But some guys have extra fingers (think Boro) so it stands to reason the odd bloke would have two cocks. Imagine the buzz from getting double head.

 

So anal and gash at the same time. Happy missus.

 

As I think that is a one way street, I will leave the backdoor to the uphill gardeners.

But more than happy to picture two lasses giving me head at once.