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Almost But Not Quite

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Whilst in the local shop buying my Independant a young girl came in drinking some juice from a nottle. The lady serving was intrigued and asked for a wee suppie.

    At this point I was preparing to exit the establishment when I heard the lady exclaim "my that takes me back, tastes like Creamola Foam"

    Well this was like a red rag to a bull and i enquired if i could indulge myself in the drinks delights. And amazingly it was very reminiscent of the classic foamy sensation drink which I was introduced to in the early 70's.

    The lady and myself then swapped anecdotes about the memerising taste of Creamola Foam.

    The drink? Well its a limited edition and is called Tango Turbo.

    So for Dev and any other fans on here, give it a go.
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I read The Independent too and between us we provide the most balanced, unbiased views on this forum.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'm intrigued by the thought of drinking fizzy pop from a nottle. Is this some new, sophisticated drinking implement that's on the market?
     
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  4. EDGE

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    Don't mind STD ER, he's pissed off that Aberdeen and Glasgow have leap-frogged Edinburgh in the disposable income league table.

    ABERDEEN, the "Oil Capital of Europe", has enjoyed the fastest rise in disposable income in the UK in recent years, boosted by the strength of its oil industry, accountants report today.

    Glasgow and Dundee also came in the top five, with London in second place.

    The average disposable household income after outgoings such as tax, mortgage payments and pension contributions rose by nearly 25 per cent in Aberdeen between 2004 and the end of 2009.

    In 2004 people living in the Aberdeen area had £13,669 left over, but that figure has leapt by 24.65 per cent over five years to £17,039.

    London came in second place in terms of percentage change, but had the highest disposable income overall.

    It saw a 22.13 per cent jump over the same period, with households pocketing £19,658 in 2009 compared with £16,096 five years earlier.

    People in Edinburgh, known a Spam Valley to non-residents of the plastic Jock city, found their incomes plummet.

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    I made the last line up. Can you tell <whistle>
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    were you supposed to drink that cremola foam stuff ?

    I used to snort it , no wonder I didnt like it much.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes I read that Edge.

    The tweeness capital city of Scotchland surely is struggling with plasticity. Hoots mon Alasdair. Another creme de menthe?

    Lets point out STD's typos and be oh so smug.

    Even Dundee
    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    EDGE and ER's love in <hug>


    Poor Trevor :emoticon-0153-broke
     
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  8. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    I bet he kept his old 606 stalker name of "Dundee Declan" now.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Aye thats right the twat is from Dundee.

    Another peh STD?
     
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