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All-time kuntz XI

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  1. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    Easy, I'll kick off.. cos they would.. all-time kuntz XI is the sort of team that would either kick lumps out of the opposition and /or end up with 9 players.. players you hate.. dirty, foul-mouthed or plain criminals.. they might be good technically they might be shyte.. (got the idea off a mate at work)

    T Schumacher (West Germany)

    G Neville (Man U) M Keown (Arsenal) N Hunter (Leeds) A Cole (Chelsea)

    J Barton (Newcastle) L Bowyer (Ipswich) T Hurlock (Millwall) C Ronaldo (Real Madrid)

    El Hadji Diouf (Blackburn) D Maradona (Argentina)

    :emoticon-0149-no:

    not a bad line-up though is it..
     
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  2. timperleytiger

    timperleytiger Active Member

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    Mr Bullard to come on as a sub?
     
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  3. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    p.schmeichel

    g.neville- steve bruce- rio ferdinand - denis irwin

    c.ronaldo- roy keane-phil neville-

    eric cantona

    wayne rooney- andy cole
     
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  4. timperleytiger

    timperleytiger Active Member

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    Somebody doesnt like united!
     
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  5. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    there's a connection somewhere but I can't quite make it out.. ;)
     
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  6. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    its something about that shirt, beckham would have made it if he never left, but ever since 2 weeks after he left, hes been one of my idols <laugh>
     
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  7. Barmbys_Tan

    Barmbys_Tan Well-Known Member

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    Bellamy! Taarabt
     
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  8. smidgen

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    There must be a place for Dennis Wise! <laugh>
     
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  9. boltontiger

    boltontiger Well-Known Member

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    Marlon King..
     
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  10. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Can't we squeeze Walton on there?
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    I wonder how nobodys done the obvious joke and named Stefan, whose unfortunate surname was Kuntz.

    Manager is nailed on, it has to be Neil Lennon.
     
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  12. WithsHC

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    You've got a thing for Walton haven't you OLM <laugh>
     
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  13. WithsHC

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    paddy kenny
     
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  14. St-Louis Tiger

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    Totally agree, the stadium should be Elland Road too since it's full of ****s <ok>
     
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  15. Chiltons222

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    In terms of the law/convictions what about:-

    Schumacher Goal Keeper xx got away with it
    David Partridge Centre Half 2months affray etc
    Jamie Lawrence Centre Half 4years bank robbery
    Peter Storey Full Back 3years etc etc (you name it)
    Terry Fenwick Full Back 4months (drink driving) AND PLAYED FOR LEICESTER ON LOAN
    Joey Barton Midfielder 6months (assault)
    Graham Rix Midfielder 6months (underage sex etc)
    Gavin Grant Winger life (25years) (murder)
    Eric Cantona Striker 2weeks (two footed assault)
    Jimmy Gauld Striker 4years (betting scandal)
    Lee Hughes Striker 6years (death by dangerous driving)
     
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  16. Nick HCAFC

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    Toni Schumachers 'tackle' on Battiston gave me nightmares as a kid, think thats the closest I've seen somebody actually get killed by a tackle
     
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  17. St-Louis Tiger

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    Didn't Jermaine Pennant play with an electronic tag for a bit?
     
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  18. FILEYseadog

    FILEYseadog Well-Known Member

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    LEEDS UNITED:

    GK 1 Gary Sprake
    RB 2 Paul Madeley
    LB 3 Terry Cooper
    CM 4 Billy Bremner (c)
    CB 5 Jack Charlton
    CB 6 Norman Hunter
    RM 7 Peter Lorimer
    CF 8 Allan Clarke
    CF 9 Mick Jones
    CM 10 Johnny Giles
    LM 11 Eddie Gray

    A TEAM FULL OF C--TS

    [ went to school in Hull and most of the class " supported TWS which only made me hate leeds even more ]
     
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  19. King Curtis

    King Curtis Well-Known Member

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    Paddy Kenny, Gary Neville, Martin Keown, John Terry, Jamie Carragher, Joey Barton, Cesc Fabregas, Nigel De Jong, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mario Balotelli and Didier Drogba.
     
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  20. bigfattiger

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    rivaldo for that ridiculous fake hit in the face nonsense against turkey (?)

    however I havent and never will hate a footballer with the same passion as watching ronaldos wink when rooney got sent off against portugal!

    I'd have taken 20yrs in a heartbeat.
     
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