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All things British

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    On this thread we will talk all about why the British are superior in every way to all other countries*.

    I shall start, we invented the jet engine, football, computer, tv and penicillin.










    *Or not ;)
     
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  2. Chief

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    The BBC.

    The national health service

    Tea!!!!
     
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  3. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Steam engine
     
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    Futile Colonialist ambition.

    technically shouldn't this really be All things German? <laugh>
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Wir ordnen die Welt an
     
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  6. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Bad teeth.
     
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    Reflecting telescope: Isaac Newton, 1668

    Seed drill: Jethro Tull, 1701

    Marine chronometer: John Harrison, 1761

    Spinning frame: Richard Arkwright, 1768

    Toothbrush: William Addis, c. 1770

    Soda water: Joseph Priestley, 1772

    Hydraulic press: Joseph Bramah, 1795

    Steam engine: Richard Trevithick, 1801

    Glider: George Cayley, 1804

    Tension-spoked wheel: George Cayley, 1808

    Tin can: Peter Durand, 1810

    Modern fire extinguisher: George William Manby, 1818

    Electric motor: Michael Faraday, 1821

    Waterproof material: Charles Macintosh, 1823

    Cement: Joseph Aspdin, 1824

    Passenger railway: George Stephenson, 1825

    Lawnmower: Edwin Beard Budding, 1827

    Photography: William Henry Fox Talbot, 1835

    Electric telegraph: Charles Wheatstone & William Cooke, 1837

    Chocolate bar: JS Fry & Sons, 1847

    Hypodermic syringe: Alexander Wood, 1853

    Synthetic dye: William Perkin, 1856

    Bessemer process: Henry Bessemer, 1856

    Linoleum: Frederick Walton, 1860

    Sewage system: Joseph Bazalgette, 1865

    Modern Torpedo: Robert Whitehead, 1866

    Telephone: Alexander Graham Bell, 1876

    Light Bulb: Joseph Swan, 1880

    Steam turbine: Charles Parsons, 1884

    Safety bicycle: John Kemp Stanley, 1885

    Pneumatic tyre: John Boyd Dunlop, 1887

    Thermos flask: Sir James Dewar, 1892

    Electric vacuum cleaner: Hubert Cecil Booth, 1901

    Disc Brakes: Frederick William Lanchester, 1902

    Stainless Steel: Harry Brearley, 1913

    Military tank: Ernest Swinton, 1914

    Television: John Logie Baird, 1925

    Catseye: Percy Shaw, 1933

    Jet Engine: Frank Whittle, 1937

    Electronic programmable computer: Tommy Flowers, 1943

    Hovercraft: Christopher Cockerell, 1953

    Automatic kettle: Peter Hobbs, 1955

    Float Glass: Alastair Pilkington, 1959

    Hip Replacement: John Charnley, 1962

    Carbon fibre: Royal Aircraft Establishment engineers, 1963

    Collapsible baby buggy: Owen Maclaren, 1965

    ATM: John Shepherd-Barron, 1967

    World Wide Web: Tim Berners-Lee, 1989

    Wind-up radio: Trevor Baylis, 1991

    Steri-spray: Ian Helmore, c. 2008
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    It costs us $10000 to see a dentist <laugh>

    I think its down to bleaching teeth, which is just not done this side of the pond.
     
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    I bleach my teeth
     
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    probably with toilet bleach, that doesn't count
     
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    Quite a lot of those have been put to far better use by other countries<laugh>


    Whittle was co inventor of the jet engine with Hans Von Ohain.
     
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    The weather.

    I ****ing love the weather, superior in every way.
     
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    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Oh really?

    Ill keep my year round beach weather to myself then. <wah>
     
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    The best thing about Britain is me.
     
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    Manchester United
     
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    The Empire. Not the Star Wars one, that one was rubbish.
     
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    Vimto
     
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    Heroic sporting failures
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    They both designed it, but did not know about each others work.

    so by default UK gets the win.
     
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    You make me laugh, you go off and read some web pages and then post as if you are displaying your knowledge when you had no clue until you regurgitated information you just read on the web<laugh>
     
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