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Alessandro Matri - Everton bid

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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Everton set to bid for Juventus star Alessandro Matri.

    Interested? No? I didn't think so.

    But he must have the best WAG ever...

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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 25, 2013
  2. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Scrawny with plastic tits?

    No thanks.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 25, 2013
  3. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Queer.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 25, 2013
  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Like a ****in walking one iron.

    She'd ****in snap in half.

    Absolutely not.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 25, 2013
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Muir, I'm going to have to side with Joker and ER on this one. Way too skinny and false looking.

    Plus, she has a creepy growth on her right arm which is giving me the boak.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 25, 2013
  6. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry muir. Ah wid.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 25, 2013
  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I'm with Muir - I've a certain type, and she's it.
     
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    Mick, Jul 25, 2013
  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Ah well, least we know who the ****s are now.
     
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    Patience, Jul 25, 2013
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Malnourished with fake tits?

    You must have loved Amy Winehouse.


    (well you did start a thread about her once)
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 25, 2013
  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. Mick

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    Well I'm going to put my neck on the line (having not researched into this woman at all) and say she doesn't look like she has fake tits - because they are quite small and look as if they are being pushed up by the bra. But aye, fakers would be a negative.
     
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    Mick, Jul 25, 2013
  12. Tina.

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    She looks like the Thai ladyboys.

    Miaow.
     
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    Tina., Jul 25, 2013
  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to see them in a couple of weeks <stauner!>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 25, 2013
  14. RAVENBLACK

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    They're up here at the moment. In a big tent at the Beach.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 25, 2013
  15. Tina.

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    I watch their programme on telly, some of them are stunning!!

    Stewie, you'll be in your element <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tina., Jul 25, 2013
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    ^^^^

    Better looking than the burd in the OP.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 25, 2013
  17. Tina.

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    I like the way they say 'ray dee bois' <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Jul 25, 2013
  18. ScotlandFanMuir

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    Nice one Mick.

    Good to know there's someone else on here with good taste in wimmin'.

    Anyone who thinks she's overly skinny must be morbidly obese.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 25, 2013
  19. RAVENBLACK

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    She's practically Bobby Sandsesque.

    Anyone that fancies morbidly anorexic fake titted girls is glaringly a closet homosexual.

    And any guy that fancies a woman that is less than 5'11" tall is definitely a jobby jabber.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 25, 2013
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's whit I thought.

    She disny dae it for me. She needs some shape and the bolt on tits don't work with the shape she's got.

    All the gay bhoys on here seem to like her though.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 25, 2013
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