Kinda burn off a layer to thin them...I think, I'm not even sure myself, I declined, my eyebrows are fine ffs
So before your mass immigration we didn't have barber shops ? Great argument Archie . Pretty sure the Greeks introduced barber shops in about 300 BC . #divetsityisourstrength
The Albanian chap cutting Archie' s hair probably grew up with proud stories of his grandfather bulldozing Mosques in Kosovo .
Which reminds me...the local mosque just got planning permission to extend...a 5 mill project in total, going to be a heavy one
I hope Saudi Arabia are going to pick up the bill. You could get sponsorship naming writes perhaps like football stadiums ? The Odour Eaters Huddersfield Mosque.
The dilemma I have is either go to a hairdressers with the hope some fit young thing will be pressing her tits against the back of my head, and getting a cracking front view when she leans over you. However on the downside I look at my bonce and think I look like someone with a boyband haircut... despite being a decade plus outside of that range, they talk absolute ****e, no I don't have ****ing clue who is on love island nor care, and you might get fat minging Tracy rather than the other girls. Or the Turkish lads, not much to look at, and I don't have fuzzy ears so why are you setting them on fire? However cracking job and no small talk bollocks.
