Off Topic Albanian Barbers

I suspect you may have been the victim of a misunderstanding; in Arabic, the traditional European barber's pole is in fact the sign for a gay brothel

 

I did wonder why a big hairy brute of a man asked me to strip off.

 

That would normally set the old alarm bells ringing.

 

Went to a Turkish barbers for the first time last year, after I thought he'd finished the haircut he turned away, thought he was sorting the price out.
The turned back and had this smouldering jos stick thingy and proceeded to singe my lughole hairs and my neck hair, I got all defensive and nearly pushed the lad away, gotta say though they do a better job than the local barber.

 

Get my hair cut at the local Turkish barbers ... although a fair few of the guys working there are Albanian ... always have a haircut and wet shave ... very relaxing ...

 

They didn't use to be English barbers. Nobody ever got their hair cut.

 

Growing up I used to go into town and have my hair done by women and paid more than the guy at the end of the road. Who was an ex army guy who gave you what he thought was the right hair cut

Then an Italian guy opened up and he was very good and a couple of quid cheaper.

Now we have loads of Kurdish shops and they charge what I paid in the 80s and 90s

I had my nasal hair waxed for the first time recently and it's ace

 

Lol yeH the Kurds....****er pulled out a Bunsen burner and went for my eyebrows once...I goes 'brother please'...don't embarrass me.

 

Jeez, you could've taken that to the grave Fan. Just how many bushels of hair were you grooming up there?

 

I just leave my hair with a Hungarian geezer and pick it up from his shop around an hour later.

 

Eyebrows??

 

Mate as I get older it's like evolution in ****ing reverse

Thinning on the head and sprouting it every where else

 

Me too. Can't say I've noticed fields of hair up my nose yet though.

The thought of waxing my nose? No, I'm most definitely out.

 

Yeah, serious

 

They always do my eyebrows too ... and the fire to the ears ... always been a bit of a hairy ****er... but as you get older it does go a bit mental ...

 

Yup. I can still grow hair - just not so much on my head.

 

I go to the Turkish guys every 4 weeks for a haircut - they also do a beard trim and eyebrows and ears. All this for £16

My Mrs pays about £130 for her hair - and no beard trim or eyebrows or ears for her.

 

^^^^^^^^^^has a beard, so therefore goes for a bumming session.

 

You're pogonophobic Comm!!

There is a cure though. Throw away your Venus razorblades and get past the itchy stage

 

Ha, i had to look that word up, never never it before..^^^^^^^^^^scruffy **** has a beard.