Alan Turing

ER's famous Rivers of Pish speech.

 

john terrys granddaddy

 

So did you go to the Hotel bar last night or no?

 

I must say I have always liked Ben Kingsley's shirts.

Very snazzy and natty.

 

fixed

 

I am surprised Hollywood never made a movie about the evil Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor , I would watch it.

 

...or the Normandy landings on D-Day. That wid be a crackin movie.

 

Ian Fleming's James Bond books seem popular. I'm surprised nobody's thought to make them into a series of movies yet.

 

Aye, but they wid get a bit samey.

So, Mr Bond, I have captured you. I shall reveal my diabolical plan in full because I am about to kill you using an inescapable and hugely overcomplicated means. By the way, I shall step out of the room now because unless you happen to have the exact device required to escape you cannot escape!

Dammit. His wristwatch was the exact device he needed to escape my inescapable overcomplicated killing method. I should have shot the **** in the heid when I had the chance instead of revealing my diabolical plan and leaving the room. Should mibby have frisked the bastard anaw. Perhaps am not cut out for this super villain stuff.

 

Yup, James Bond is for nerds and planks basically.

 

Dreadful pish aimed at morons. It's the same ****in movie every time.

"Sho mish munny penny" **** off ya wife beating **** (allegedly).

I had the misfortune to watch "Skyfall" or whitever the **** it was called. Utter ****in drivel. I'd rather watch 21 minutes of "Birdman".

 

I'd rather watch Andy Pandy.

Bond films are dire and Fleming was a complete twonk.

 

Yep had a few beers and got talking to some boring ER type **** at the bar. Only difference was he wasn't a ***** ****.

 

Disappointed?

 

Slightly, I'm planning on going back shortly to see if there's any more potential victims.

 

Plenty of roofies...

 

I see. So ye did yer usual serial killer stuff then?

 

I'm getting RSI having to scroll past Pud's extended signature. It's like the introduction to Star Wars.

 

But, but, but, but, but, it's funny!

 

To be fair its actually Micks fault.

Anything not606 related is.

****ing useless ****.