Police in the Benwell have recovered the arm of shark attack victim Arfur Lobon. It was identified by a tattoo that said Newcastle for the premier league 2011/12. In a statement police said not even a shark would swallow that. Edited by commachio...names and places.
Mate, thats in poor taste (no pun intended), some guy died tragically and you drop his name in a pretty bad joke.
I know mate, it wa just funny reading through, seeing the comments without knowing the problem, if you know what I mean.