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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What has been the best bit of advice you have ever been given?

    What was the best bit of advice you have given to someone else?
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 14, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't give or take advice <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Mar 14, 2012
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "Put the noose around your neck and stand at the top of the stairs.

    When the bitch comes in, she'll be so full of remorse that she'll sook ye aff right there - it cannae fail, mate - it's an absolute winner."

    <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 14, 2012
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Even a great plan can be ruined by an idiot.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 14, 2012
  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Do what makes you happy and not what makes others happy at your expense.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 14, 2012
  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    If there's no grass on the pitch turn her around and play in the mud.

    Was told this by some priest in a cross community project when I was a kid, still no idea what it means.
     
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    Medro, Mar 14, 2012

  7. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Always take a jonny when you're out on the prowl, just cos it's rape doesn't mean you should get careless
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 14, 2012
  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Mind The Step
     
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    Mind The Duck, Mar 14, 2012
  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Oooooooooooft.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 14, 2012
  10. Paul McBride

    Paul McBride New Member

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    Sam Axe's latest recommendation <ok>
     
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    Paul McBride, Mar 14, 2012
  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 14, 2012

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