Advice Thread

I had a gas fire and cooker/oven. Had an issue with carbon monoxide because of the **** servicing that was carried out (I used to get it serviced regularly) by British gas.

Because I had young kids I got rid of the gas fire and installed electric. Kept the gas cooker but bought one of them big 8 burner things with dual electric oven.

My bills went through the roof. Leccy is way more expensive than gas imo and less efficient in terms of heat

 

Emphatically, yes.

Lit mine Saturday for the first time this winter;

 

Needs rotating that!

 

You want to get yourself a parafin heater, mate.

Keep those windows closed, mind. You don't want to go ventilating the room, yeah?

 

True or false: Lynn Faulds-Wood?

 

Royston Vasey may give you a special forum discount if you ask nicely.

 

Dear Marjorie

I was dating a paratrooper but she shat on me from a great height. Advice please.

 

I hear we have quite the expert on the site for that...

 

"Always check there is loo paper before commencing to ****" Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC – 43 BC)

 

"Don't cross the streams" Egon Spengler circa 1984

 

I advice Fosse to return the Nitrous Oxide canister to the nearest hospital

 

I advise Spulock to spell "advise" correctly

 

I did it for you

 

You always do it for me

 

Didn't they use rags wrapped around a stick and shared them

Maybe the beginnings of scat??

 

For goodness sake, Bambi!!

 

Try not to get jealous, Quentin

 

Ooh, enlighten me.

 

There's been a gagging order put in place, but lets just say a political party's twitter account has been found to be liking tweets from rotund dominatrixes, of whom at least one specializes in 'scat' type services

 

I know nothing Mr Fawlty.