Adkins in

Two wins in a row means we have to cut Nige a bit of slack. If he gets six in a row I will start to think I was wrong about him. By the way he cooks with electric, his favourite book is “ we are a hard working bunch “ and he eats boring biscuits like Rich Tea.

 

But how does he smell?

 

with his nose

 

Was one of my favourite jokes ever Van. Great re working of a classic “ My dog has no nose” How does he smell ?

 

Easy one this. He doesn’t smell at all. He takes team building cold showers by himself at least four times a day and uses Cold Tar soap on a string.

 

(Son) Dad there’s a man at the door with a bold head!

(Dad) Tell him I’ve got one!

 

I think you need to proofread that one.

 

Class act.

 

They all have a pet phrase, Bruce’s being summat like “we’ll dust worselves down and go again” etc

 

Bruce used to use that on occasions, but Nigel seems to trip this one out every pre & post-match interviews.

 

Word on the street is that he takes curry sauce on his haddock.

Class act.

 

He should change his pre-match to something more original like.."this will be easy..regulation 4-nowt to us"

 

You could probably spin a coin about Nigel’s future. Everything obviously hinges on this proposed take over and results between now and then which hopefully isn’t too far away now. Been away so don’t know if Bruce would want to come back should the new owners have a short list, but after what he achieved here it’s hard not to think his name wouldn’t be touted at boardroom level should he still be available.

 

Cold or coal..I think it’s the latter..20 pages of soap posts coming up.

 

That's life boy!

 

I hope so. That'd be Lush.

 

I was thinking more along the lines of Brut or Old Spice.

 

I heard Adkins lured the cleaner into the showers but she was having none of it.
Gerrit in your Palm Olive?
Not on your Life boy she said.

 

Because they're cussons?

 

He needs to improve his warm up techniques if he wants to Impaleher Leather & get his hands on her Pears of Boobicles