Just turned tv on, and how refreshing to see a title that truly represented the programme. "Pointless Celebrities" they said, and that's exactly what was on show. What does it take to get described as a "celebrity"? I bet I haven't heard of 90% of the people described as "celebrities". Mid you, I'm probably way out of touch, I've never watched one single programme about them, which given the number on each channel is no easy task, but I haven't a scooby who the Kardashians are, or why I should give a **** about them.
Err. It was surely only half accurate then? A Kardashian is like a jumper but with buttons up the front I think
You could be right Unless it is the nickname for that bloke called Ian that pops up when you're stuck at traffic lights to try and outrun you on foot before you can get it into gear?
Maybe the same Ian sets light to anything with good wishes printed on, and collects the burned residue?
A Kardashian is a motor racing driver who is required to run to his vehicle before a race as in the Le Mans 24 Hour Endurance Challenge. (Probably called Ian)
****ing hell, how thick are you lot? A Kardashian is a man who's a woman, who has an arse, and has a mother who talks bollocks, whilst claiming to have a thin patina of moral superiority. Whilst making people vomit through the sheer force of their hypocrisy. And being a ****. A real, real ****.
Sometimes I click on a link to a story in the Daily Mail and after reading it I look over to all those celebrity stories they have down the right hand side of the page. I rarely see a story about one I've heard of.
I quite like it. As a none celebrity I feel part of a select* group. It means I don't get weird non-entities liking me on Twitter so they can look like they're friends with the famous. Or maybe that's because I'm not on Twitter. *or is that unselected?
Celebrities my arse. Telly used to be entertaining. Now it's full of jumped up wannabies trying to get their 15 minutes of fame which in turn usually leads to tons of cash heading their way,. Many examples are: Fake tits Katie Price That tanned p**f from Essex on the Xfactor that couldn't sing and occasionallyfronts Good Morning That twat who has just won the voice after being in Hearsay (poor ****). He wanted celebrity status twice. Any **** on Geordie Shore (why..hi..man) Any **** on the only way is twatting essex Reality TV has created a monster. They all boil my piss I feel better now for getting that off me chest.
I haven't heard of 95% of the ****ers. Does that mean I am better than you or worse than you. Either way minds a pint
