Accents

I have been told that I speak in, staggered sentences ,like , Shatner.

 

You actually do remind me of someone Simon but I can't place him.

Do a voice on WhatsApp and post it on here if ya can

 

Ok you go first

 

I've spoken to both of you on the phone

 

I dont speak.

I tweet.

 

I heard you had stopped tweeting.

 

I drink mon m8.

 

I bought 36 Super Bock from Tesco on Thursday

 

Yasssssss si.

We love the pics and gtfo.

 

I have that same bottle opener on my keys Si. Plus is that a mini metro ignition key?

 

It's a universal FLT ignition key , you think I'm allowed to drive ?

 

^^^

Jack Jarvis

 

I may be a cockney ragamuffin, but you'll still find a rather exquisite collection of cravats in my rococo armoire. And, as promised, they'll be yours once I've tumbled from the precipice of mortality.

 

Can I bickweef your bravado?

 

Alas, my braggadocio is a mere front. I am nothing more than a diseased stoat.

 

Toby

 

Tina - Nan (Catherine Tate)

 

Si - Tommy Robinson

 

Kev