If we can get Jonno back on here, he'll attest to my ruggedness. I am neither well-spoken nor spruce in appearance. I'm sorry, Archers, but I am nothing more than a low-born barbarian. Bye.
I have met Bernard Bresslaw. He was a patron of Friern Hospital (formerly Colney Hatch, London's biggest nut-house), and put in a guest appearance every year at the open day. Top bloke, by all accounts.
Sorry to hear that, old chap. Especially as, if you cast your mind back a while, you may recall promising to bequeath me your collection of cravats, when the day comes for you to shuttle off this mortal coil. No offence, but if we're talking Granddad Trotter's rattly old muffler, I'm not interested.
Ponders - John lydon Archers - David Niven Grove - Leslie Thomas Aldo - Pat Crerrand Tina - Claire Grogan
Eddie- Shane McGowan ST - Jimmy Somerville Dev - Jimmy Krankie Ciaran - Father Ted Mick O'Toon- Father Dougal Rhebelboy- Father Jack