Abu Qatada

I went for a pint with him, just there.

He's a nice guy.

Likes the swally n luvz the tarts.

Cut the **** some slack - he's been away for a bit and he's choking for some shagging.

If he goes to Jordan, he'll need to marry some thing wi' a fanny like Cousin It to get his hole and he says he's no up for that.

So, gie the big man a break, eh?

 

He must have massive blue balls by now.

 

We often splash a few k's down the casino then a wild night with a couple of high class prozzies.

Great lad

 

He was remarkably calm for a man so obviously in need of a sack emptying.

Like I say, considering his public image, he disnae seem to be up for all that burning and bombing stuff.

Gie the big man a stella and a slag n he's a big pussycat.

Albeit a horny one.

 

Abu Qatadas real name is Omar Othman or double O to his friends.

he's been in jail in Britain for seven years - although he has never been charged with a crime in the UK. Nazi ****s

 

**** just texted me there.

He's scored a couple of g and he's trying to chat up these two divorcess - asking if they've ever had a bit of jihad in them and all sorts

Mad bastard

 

hes more than welcome to any future not06 nights out sounds like some lad

 

Mad **** would shag the crack of dawn...




...if it was wearing a hijab and had respectable parents.

 

And was younger than 13.

 

No one mentions the impact he has had on the fertilizer industry

 

So, this thread isny about that Disney song then?

 

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fuxake

It is quite a catchy tune and now it's in my head

 

...abu qatada...

The warthog and the wee meerkat thingy sang it, I believe.

 

it means no worries for the rest of your days

 

How apt. Abu has it on easy street in this country.

 

Now that is what I call a problem free philosophy.

 

abu qatada.

 

abu qatada
mad crazy shagga
Buys the ladies' prada
Then does them up the farta

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I just got an IM fae the maddie

Guy's a riot