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A New Game! ;)

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Jul 29, 2012.

  1. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    A few of my family were playing Monopoly earlier, and it got me thinking back to something I saw on SaintsWeb about six months ago.


    Anyway here's a new game:

    Portsmouth FC Monopoly

    How many Chance Cards and Community Chests can you come up with? Or new rules?

    (A few are listed below)


    - Community Chest - You open an offshore account in your dog's name. Pocket £500k. (This card doubles as a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card).


    - Chance - Your shed of a ground requires new loos, Pay £200k to terry the builder.


    - "Properties" (assets): When you land on Liam Lawrence, pay £20,000.
    Land on David Norris, pay £25,000.
    Land on Dave Kitson, pay £20,000.
    Land on Tal Ben-Haim, pay £36,000.


    - Chance - you decide to burn down part of the stadium to collect the insurance.
    But do you have insurance?


    - Community Chest - Even though you fail to pay charities and the community the money you owe them, the league have seen it fit to recommend you as "community club of the season" win £100 in laundered notes.


    - You land on the Electric Co. Turn off the stadium lights and hide under the table.


    - Chance - You find £17M down the back of a sofa. Pay the taxman.
     
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  2. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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  3. (Conor)

    (Conor) Well-Known Member

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    Nothing better to do...

    Chance - You can't afford a scan on your injury. Lose a turn.
     
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  4. Tottonsaint

    Tottonsaint Well-Known Member

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    Income tax,pay 4% of £200.
     
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  5. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    GO TO JAIL

    Go directly to jail. Do not pass Harry's house. Do not collect 200 brown envelopes
     
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  6. Qwerty

    Qwerty Well-Known Member

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    Gaydemak's parking. You do not own this space.
     
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  7. olddellboy

    olddellboy Well-Known Member

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    Your new owner doesn't really exist!

    Drop down two divisions.
     
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  8. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    Chance - your owner is found guilty of money laundering. Value of all properties/assets decrease by 90%.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Rickie great minds think alike, we did this on BBC606 about 2 years ago.

    Pomponopoly I think it was called.
     
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  10. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I wasn't on 606 two years ago, maybe just a bit less than that.

    I just saw it on SaintsWeb a few months ago and found it amusing.. :)
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Which just goes to show how long monopoly and Pompey being awful can last!
     
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  12. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Win the FA Cup. Pay out 200 million every year for the next 10 years until you finally have to leave the Game.
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I'm trying to find it but I can't remember the exact name we had. It was a good day that one. Probably got deleted by the mods along with lots of other stuff I got had over for! Believe it or not, I was always in trouble with the mods for going off topic and now I am one!
     
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  14. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    Hah, as much as it's not nice to see, it's only a bit of fun, so I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything :)
     
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  15. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    GO TO JAIL

    You have scored a last minute equaliser against your arch rivals. During celebrations, you throw missiles at the opposing fans. Go directly to jail.
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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  17. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Didn't realise you could still look at those old threads on the old 606!
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Hi Beds, it seems you can follow peoples profiles, but you can't click on sports as there is nothing there.
     
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  19. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>


    Brilliant

    <applause>
     
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