A Must.

When you see someone you like, what's the thing they MUST have? I know most of you will probably say big knockers, but for me, it has to be nice teeth. If a guy has teeth like a row of condemned tenements, like wot Saints For The Win does, then it's a definite no no.

Perfect teeth and an adequate cock size.

What's a must for you?

 

Hingin' mince, that's all really.

I'm not fussy.

 

I don't even know what that means

 

How do you notice cock size as a first thing?

Mine is suitable age, not closing in on death like you darling.

 

If a lady can't bake a decent cake, then I'm out.

 

pish flaps like vulcan bomber doors slag.

 

A good general appearance

A nice smile is a must - defo with you on that once. Nice teeth not shane mcgowan stumps (like Medro)

 

you'd quite like me tina, i had braces as a young teenager so they are perfectly straight and very white (look even whiter against dark skin)

for me, nice eyes, hair and teeth.

 

A pulse

 

The bulge. Plus, I like to have a wee feel not long after intros are made

 

Warm, welcoming eyes.

 

FTFY

 

I'm the opposite of this

 

fixed

 

Don't get me wrong, I can take or leave the pulse

My post was kinda just to demonstate that I'd pump anything

 

We were well aware of that already.

 

That's sophisticated

 

He wouldn't pump you, you dried up old cum bucket

 

Well, anything except you

 

I like the cut of your jib. Fancy a ****?

Yal-day.