****ing magic Nev! Slutty Neds are ****ing brilliant Great as well if your search for your hole has ran short in Glasgow. Pummel heaven!!!
I love the names that Neds give their Ned children too. I know a Neddy guy who called his white baby "Keenan" and another who called their daughter "Jade" because of Jade Goody.....
It's hillarious. Why can;t neds just give there kids normal names? The more exotic the name the scummier they are. It just isn;t right!
There was a boy who went to Tain Royal Academy called "Merlin" he was the son of our R.E teacher. She was a hippy sort from the 60's and went on about Lord of the Rings all the time, comparing it to the bible. I'm just surprised he was called Merlin and not Bilbo or Gandalf. If I have a kid it'd be getting named something awful. Having a name that rhymes is always a bad one. My cousin went out with a lassie called Carly Davidson
To me, this thread is nothing without pictures. I hate you ****s and your fancy computers that actually work
Bet she's a dirty wee midden too Nev. She'd probably leave you drier than an Arfican well if that picture is anything to go by.
you cant beat them there's on of these has a flat the floor above me, if she wasnt the colour of leather she'd be fit as ****
Oh, Chelsea from Govan, Do you need some Lovin'?...... Can I taste your Lovely McMuffin? Something along those lines Nev?
I'd love to pelt you Chelsea, I shag you cause your yummy, but the thing that gives me a pinger, is your names Chelsea and you must be scummy!!!!
If I buy you Five Blue WKD's and a bottle of Blossom Hill Surely you'll give me some sort of dirty thrill
Although I'm not good looking, I know you 'd give me a good shaggin, I'd soften the blow of given me a sooking, with a bottle of Ice Dragon!
