They have retitled John Bunyans book to bring it up to date it's now a social commentary on the history of birth control in the Catholic Church The Pills Grim Progress. Why did the chicken cross the road? They hadn't finished the underpass Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To Visit his flat mate. What goes Black white black white black white? A nun rolling down a hill A piece of tarmac walks into a pub and demands a pint, when the barman is a bit slow responding he shouts oi get a move on I'm part of the M1 I am and I'm tough and hard as nails don't mess with me. He gets his pint, a few minutes later another piece of tarmac walks into the pub and orders a pint, the first bit of tarmac goes into his tough guy routine and the second bit of tarmac says OK calm down I'm not looking for a fight. This happens to the next 3 bits of tarmac that walk into the pub with much the same results. Then a piece of reddish pink tarmac walks into the pub and asks for a pina colada and the first bit of tarmac keeps quiet, shortly the pink bit of tarmac goes off to the toilet so the barman goes up to the M1 and says you've tried to pick a fight with all the other bits of tarmac that have come in today except that red bit why? Ah is the reply you have to know what you are doing you never pick a fight with red tarmac it's usually a psycycle path.
