I went to bed quite late last night. As you all know, I have cats. 3 to be precise. Well, not anymore. I got up this morning and there's only 2 in the house. No windows open enough for one to get out, doors all locked, no holes, checked through all the cupboards and drawers - nae sign.
That was 12 mins of pure hell that I don't want to endure again! (The missing cat, not me having sex with Tina )
She's been abducted. The aliens clearly thought she was boss in your house and took her instead of you, so you've had a lucky escape really.