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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. aye right, more like 15,000
     
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  2. can we win the league at against hearts then?
     
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  3. we better ****in win the night then
     
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  4. probs be better of for our coefficient if dundee utd got into europe cos they'd do more damge than that group of chimps over in snake mountain
     
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  5. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    You lads know that was an inspired performance by brave me................

    .......ah who the **** am I kiddin <ok>
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    what goes around comes around....then it comes back around again, then it eventually works its way back around to where it started, then moves around again towards the next thing then , yup , comes back around again
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    i take it jesus told you that aswell rl?
     
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  8. lone ranger

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    jesus wasnt at the game either
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    did HE tell you that ???? I thought he only spoke to me , two timing **** , me and him are finished.....I only hung about with the **** `cause he could turn water into wine <laugh>
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    a bit jewish looking and had a beard so i just assumed.
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I always imagine jesus as a young billy connolly for some reason <laugh>
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh>

    i had an argument with the burds granny about whether or not jesus was a jewish darky. she said no he was white, Brittish, Christian. there was so much wrong with her argument i didnt know wwhere to begin.
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    didnt you quote your bible to her ?

    " though I walk in the valley of darkness I shall fear no evil , because I am a jewish darkie " ???? <laugh>
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    no but i asked her if she had read the bible from cover to cover like i have, she hadnt. i win.
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Dougie , I think you need to add a signature on not606 that just says " Old Testamant Ya Bass " <ok>
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    [video=youtube;W1NR7oGzcEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1NR7oGzcEg&feature=related[/video]

    im so old testament i can control animals and make them think they are human.
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh><laugh> , that cat looks like a drunk guy watching for a late night bus <laugh>
     
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  18. Mr Tediwoofs

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    Rogue leader, thats strange, cos when i'm pished standing for a late night bus i look like a cat coughing up furballs!
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    yes , I know ,due to my general sobriety and total recall following a pub crawl
     
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