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2017 US OPEN

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick O'Toon, Jun 13, 2017.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Right chaps,2nd major of the year starts Thursday,haven't made my selections yet but will go for my usual and a couple of surprises!Keep you on tender hooks till tomorrow.Top tips from Mon as per.. Arches take note,we won't let you down
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    http://www.irishracing.com/pphubbetting.html
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    HAHA nearly ****ed that up
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I usually take kaymer so I'll do that again

    I won't be gambling tho. That's for mugs only. Unless it's politics related.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What are the odds on Mick O Toon's missus getting pumped while hes away losin at the golf?
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Paddy Power paying out on the top 8 places.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    No only 7 and 1/5 of the odds ew the miserable gets<grr>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I just saw an advert after the rugby saying it is 8, but maybe you know better than Paddy Power. ****ing idiot.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    On missus O Toon getting pumped?
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    On the coupon it says 7 maybe in shops 8,haven't been in one yet,prick.
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    How did the Irish lions get on?
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    All the available data is on the Lions Tour Mega Thread <ok>
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ^^^^^
    Has dimples on his balls.
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    It could finish in a 3 way, 3 hole shoot out.
     
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  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Golf strictly the sport of the *** and the tard.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If you don't golf that's okay
    You can be a tiger anyway
    Lie through your teeth when things get tough
    Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
    If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
    Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
    Get real rich and you will find
    All the hot chicks will want to grind

    If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
    Grip that shaft like you know you should
    Get a platinum card, it will be all good
    The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

    Remember this when you're having fun
    Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
    If the word gets out don't be afraid
    When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah

    If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
    Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
    Don't think about those three foot putts
    Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
    If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

    Text messages are never good
    Nail the girl at the driving range
    Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
    Have your best friend book all your flights
    Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
    Get a call girl and maybe just chill
    Be willing to part with a hundred mil
    Bang a new porn star every day
    Tell your sponsors it will be okay
    Surprise them all with an invitation
    To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

    If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
    Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
    Tell your wife how it's gonna be
    Your driver is community property
    If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,
    Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
    Become the king of your neighborhood
    Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
    Just like Tiger Woods! Oh yeah yeah
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Maybe just UK.
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    FFS, yet again one of Mick's threads is dying, so I shall need give it a shot in the arm that it probably doesn't deserve. I shall be revealing my 5 picks later this afternoon and I will also be telling you on Sunday night which golfer my mate put a brucey bonus bet on. He is usually pretty good iirc.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not very well. There's not much in the way of savannas or gazelles in Oirland.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Plenty of snakes though
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I thot some saint **** or other lead all the snakes out of bogland? :huh:
     
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