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2011 Census

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Mar 27, 2011.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Anybody done this??

    Just looked at form - 28 ****in pages <doh>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Unless your single...

    ...lucky bh!
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    No, I've not filled it in yet. I heard on the radio that they'll send 'enforcement officers' around to your house to question you on your doorstep if you don't send it back.

    What a lot of ****e.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    I know. It's like the TV licence pricks as well. They claim they know what you're watching but they haven't got a ****ing clue. I haven't paid my licence since last year and all they do is threaten to send someone round.

    **** 'em.

    They keep banning me from 606 so why should I pay the ****s anyway? <laugh>
     
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  5. Moltisanti

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    Why have we have sent the census to Scotland? 5 Million alcoholic smackheads. Case Closed. Nein?
     
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  6. Null

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    it's to give actual figures on how much smack we use versus how much booze we drink...

    For folk from Yorkshire, they ask how many whippets they have ****ed
     
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  7. Moltisanti

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    <laugh> Don't forget the flat cap Pud
     
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  8. Null

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    ay up
     
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  9. Null

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    just did it online...


    tedious as ****.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    This is taken from the 2011 Census Security Report.

    Do you know what Lockheed-Martin's main role of business is?

    And the report also contains a whole section about the American Patriot Act.
     
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    Ecky thump. Is that a religion?
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    I just Googled them. Defence contractor, or is there something more sinister?

    Finished my form too.
     
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    Just came back from a match and filled it in.

    languages

    Ulster Scotch

    a) understand
    b) speak
    c) write

    .........of course. Its English in a funny accent.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    Their main customer is the US Gov't, namely the US military. They are also involved in supplying some of the world's worst Governments with arms.

    "The company, which makes Trident nuclear missiles, cluster bombs and F-16 fighter jets, won the £150m contract to run the census on behalf of the Office for National Statistics (ONS)."
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    Stereo, I don't know if you're at the wind up on that other article, about seeing blank anonymous posts.

    BH was the only other person posting on it.

    <ok>
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    Me? Wind up bh?
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    I feel silly now.

    More than usual.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    How's your rep these days Tina?
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    I posted the last two earlier today

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    forum slut

    I'm a bit offended at the 'form slut' one. I definitely thought Edge would be the runaway winner of that one.

    The other one turned me on when I read it.

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  20. RebelBhoy

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    What is this rep craic about??
     
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