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I thought we got at them from wide, plenty of crosses, Elmohamody's were dangerous as always, but not enough players in the box. Sometimes none,...
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She's wasting her time sitting on a **** like that though.
Does the technology use transmitters in the ball or a light beam? I think it'd need sensors as a beam could be disrupted by players. I agree this...
One of my spaniels bit me yesterday, so I can sympathise. Not badly, just in play - but the red mark was there for ages.
The Pink Floyd one - I made it to 1:37. Anyone remember the Underpant Explodes from Hornsea Carnival? They did 80s advert covers (R Whites,...
A lady dwarf goes to the doctors. "What appears to be the problem?" The doctor asks. "I get terrible vaginal pains. It seems to get worse when the...
You can trust Terry to give 100% every game, and to make sure everyone else does. You can also trust him to believe until the final whistle. I...
I don't think Capello's ****ty....his track record (bar the massively bodged WC) is second to none. But the media will lever him out in the end....
I thought they played pretty well, and I thought the midfield looked like they knew their roles as they didn't bugger about with square pegs,...
Bloke meets a woman on holiday. Getting on well, the bloke decides to show off....he jumps off the board, does 2 somersaults and thunks into the...
A bloke goes to a psychiatrist says: "Doctor doctor I'm obsessed by wife swapping" "How does your wife feel?" "Firm and bouncy - what about yours?"
Fair enough. I struggle to understand what I'm on about half the time. I don't remember you asking to borrow my underpants and pencils. Can I have...
Just seems nuts now. Thanks for the picture Sledmere, better than my shonky html of it.
Fella in court, stood with his hands in his pockets chewing gum noisily. After 10 minutes of him chomping away with his mouth open the judge leans...
There's that long bit with the musical chants....then the meat of it Come on now you - Hull! Come on now you - Hull! Come on now you - Hull HULL...
What, the welsh? Too much of a cultural step. I meant the zulus. Wouldn't be allowed the spears and shields to clatter so would need to clap...
Bloke works on the railways, goes into the tea room grinning from ear to ear. "What you so happy about?" "I found a young lady tied to the...
Class. I reckon a step up would be modifying the chants from Zulu....would take a bit of practice but that'd be class.
NNNnnoooooooooooooo!!!!! Fist through door panel for such a basic error.
