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Sanchez punches Guehi. VAR says no.
Forest battering Brentford. Gyros and cocaine at the chairman’s tonight.
Yeah it’s the first weekend of the season.
Yellow every time Palace go near them.
Kind of poor of Guehi to not know the rule but also a silly rule. Also the rule is in metres in a sport that works in yards. Woke.
New rule apparently. Can’t be next to the wall. When is a wall not a wall? Look forward to that rule never being enforced again.
Too close to the wall apparently. Load of bollocks.
What a boy! Smash the **** and through that clown in goal. This is the Brexit we voted for.
Brentford’s calamitous season off to the right start.
Eze will light it up provoking a late £70m bid from Newcastle. Obviously he’ll reject that and go to Arsenal but it will get a bid.
Not sure destroying that bum means a lot. Apparently Usyk next which feels short-sighted. Rather see him kill a bigger name than Whyte as a...
Time to stop mucking about and score a goal each now guys. Southampton doing their best to gift Ipswich a goal but not quite managing it.
Ipswich screaming 2-2 and bought a homeless guy outside Sainsbury’s some doughnuts to guarantee the universe responds. Today is the day.
Having a stroll around the ‘Brunswick Festival’ round the corner. Very @PINKIE Obligatory stall with a Palestine flag cos Brighton but...
We’ve chatted on occasion. My eyes are getting worse though so if you could all wear your usernames in large font on a hat that would be ideal.
And is considered one of the best managers of all time as a result.
It’s becoming a bit Mumsnet, guys.
It would be a big blow to the algorithm nerds to admit defeat and loan him out while subsidising the wages in Switzerland / Slovenia so I doubt...
I’m assuming I can get a ticket. Will be a bit easier once we get trounced at Cov.
This is my first season admitting defeat that I’m too old to be at the back surrounded by children high on Red Stripe and colourful vapes and...
