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    Off Topic Desert Island Sex

    Am weird, but not THAT weird!
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jul 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM in forum: Newcastle United
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    Off Topic Desert Island Sex

    I live in Teesside. Hope that helps! :emoticon-0143-smirk
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jul 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM in forum: Newcastle United
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    Off Topic Desert Island Sex

    I didn't get where I am today without being weird :emoticon-0103-cool:
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jul 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM in forum: Newcastle United
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    Off Topic Desert Island Sex

    wouldn't particularly bother me which one it was as I would just shut my eyes and pretend that they were Granny Clampett. :emoticon-0126-nerd:
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jul 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM in forum: Newcastle United
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    Off Topic Your retro ‘go to’?

    I see the Frys Chocolate Cream and the Peppermint Creams there but I used to like the Frys 5 Centres thingys that had different fruity flavours...
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jul 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM in forum: Newcastle United
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    Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

    We is spluttering instead of splurging, like!
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jul 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM in forum: Newcastle United
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    Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

    Saving this for future reference. I'm starting to suspect that the club is now totally clueless and useless in the transfer market since Amanda...
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jun 29, 2025 in forum: Newcastle United
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    Off Topic The Thread Of Eternal Mackem Madness And Enduring Envy

    https://i2-prod.chroniclelive.co.uk/article17417652.ece/ALTERNATES/s1023/0_General-Election-2019.jpg not forgetting this whopper (and the...
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jun 26, 2025 in forum: Newcastle United
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    Off Topic The Thread Of Eternal Mackem Madness And Enduring Envy

    Above post shamelessly nicked from a "friendly" message board
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jun 26, 2025 in forum: Newcastle United
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    Off Topic The Thread Of Eternal Mackem Madness And Enduring Envy

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    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jun 26, 2025 in forum: Newcastle United
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    Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

    One.point for the Sela logo and one for.... no f*ck it, you're right. 0.5 out of 10
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jun 17, 2025 in forum: Newcastle United
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    Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

    They could have at least put a proper coloured badge on it, the cheapskate c*nts! The white flashes and the shi*ty 2 tone green bands on the...
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jun 17, 2025 in forum: Newcastle United
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    Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

    Marvellous free kick by Madueke to set up Senegals 3rd
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jun 10, 2025 in forum: Newcastle United
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    Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

    Yer right mind, the behind the scenes speed at which Newcastle are moving to complete and announce the new contracts for Ruddy, Gillespie and...
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jun 6, 2025 in forum: Newcastle United
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    Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

    Cos Sir Eddie said that we need to move quickly!
    Post by: Horace Batchelor, Jun 6, 2025 in forum: Newcastle United