Recent content by typical

Sandels and socks. I don't get laid much but I do look good hiking.

Ella Fitzgerald apart from her touring restrictions is a simple must have on your iPhone thing. Or If you want to jack it up try Frankie Knuckles

Can't help but feeling that watching the under 18s is like watching Star Trek. You just know some are gonna survive but if your in the back when you get beamed down you won't be seen again. It must be heart churning for these kids to be told there not gonna make it. I wouid find it to harsh...

Clearly living under the shadow of his moderately successful dad, you have to ask yourself why Paul associates himself with Charlton. As with any failure Paul adopts an perceived entitlement and feels that Cafc owe him something. Quite what that is, God only knows. It must be a sad existence...

A brothel is out of the question - well at least a good one. I could afford one in say Wales but the quality is poor and you spend more time reading their tattoos than anything else. And you tend to trip over the empty Kronenberg cans and I got bit by a dog with a limp as well.

Like the last few days of skool when you can bring your toys in and the teachers are thinking about 6 weeks off the booze, a long football less summer awaits. I am bored already. I need a weekend fix. Golf is tedious and cricket simply kills an entire day. I might try and go cycling but have...

Reams is an alcoholic pop shot merchant. Funny how he chose to libel Dick as he is the classiest and most fervent fan amongst us. Maybe that fat slosh bucket ought to pick on someone else. Remind me to tell you what happened when he picked on the wrong bloke on Charlton life and shat himself...

And he is banned. "It just was not working out, I gave him every chance, but he kept talking bollocks, and coming up with lie after lie and interjected on every subject taht he clearly knew nothing about" said Jonathon Ackworth a few minutes ago. Reams was said to be distraught at losing his...

Reams and Ackworth are the perfect forum combination. One is a dim witted fanstasist with raging halitosis, the other is Jon Ackworth a man who could break the vow of silence of a monk to tell him to shut up. I actually thought they were the same person.

I disagree when political correctness comes before children's safety then I will vote for child safety every time.

I can't help but think a vote for labour is more likely to result in children getting abused. See Rotherham County Council.

But a candidate must be in a party. It's like eating a pack of revels.you have to eat the crappy orange ones, the knock off minstrels and coffee ones and somewhere in the pack usually the smallest and lowest in number are the decent chocolate toffees. Revels are too smart to sell you the toffees...

A noble gesture but this kind of depresses me. As I have no idea what the common good is? And are sacrificing your vote to an idealistic but ultimately unworkable utopia. Every single party says they reprsent the common good of all. I then get confused between egalitarian and utilitarian...

I don't vote. I can't force myself to give power to a public school boy,or left wing refugee hugger. Voting is like giving away your liberty to a stranger. I have never voted. I don't think I ever will. Except of course for the valley party. And best tits in the office.

Shall we alll join and save his piss poor forum from becoming the CAFC equivalent of the Jeremy Kyle Show.