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For my 21st my brother took me to my first ever game at SJP. Aston Villa FA Cup 3rd Round. Can remember Shola played up front as a lone spectre. And it was the last time I ever saw my gran. She died a couple of days later. Really gets me depressed just thinking about it. Shola still here...

I saw him play in a friendly at my local football team. Him and other overpaid, underworked deadwood (Cort and Karelse) were sent by Robson to this and similar matches to make their lives less comfortable and to try and force them out. This was widely known at the time. Carl Cort, I recall...

They're different sort of players - Enrique is much more defensive. Personally I'm very happy with the upgrade. Enrique has never really had that much to his game, limited skills, positional awareness etc but his unbelievable strength and speed covered a multitude of sins, especially...

You won't be laughing with Redknapp takes the England job and youse take a look at the state of your finances after his tenure.

Heads went down after the first goal. The defence abdicated after the second. I don't think we're going to come back into this match.

And Paddy Considine. Room for Romeo Brass and in particular Dead Man's Shoes. Either an excellent actor or genuine psychopath.

Gary Oldman Daniel Day Lewis (recommend My Left Foot and In The Name of The Father). Peter Sellers (Dr Strangelove possibly my favourite performance - all 3 of them). Al Pacino's hair in Dog Day Afternoon. Caesar the Chimp in Rise of The Planet of the Apes. Got to disagree with...

Sinister? I speek truth.

I still think fondly about my first serious girlfriend and we split up a lifetime ago, but you sort of move on. Anyway as has been said before you should not miss the opportunity to gain sympathy with the opposite sex. Let them feel sorry for you, comfort you then boom brutal casual sex...

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Lionel Hutz and Hank Scorpio, two of my favourites: LH "This is a thorny legal issue, I'll have to consult the precedent of Finders v Keepers". Every single second of You Only Die Twice (the Scorpio episode). 22 minutes and the single greatest achievement of mankind. I swear I can recite...

Harry will not take it. Not without the chance of taking clubs to be brink of financial ruin and all the while be considered some kind of mercurial wheeler-dealer. **** I hate him. Bet West Ham, Southampton and Portsmouth fans do to. He's a ****ing joke.

Unusually - for the most part - I agree with you, particularly in praising Guthrie. However. I swear you have tourettes and honestly Pulis isn't fat - he is many things but he is never fat.

Walters is a hacking chud but it's hardly surprising is it? He's the chunkiest top flight footballer I've seen since the 1970s (excluding Gazza and Molby but they were geniusesesses). Fine performance from the lads - special plaudits to Jonas, Guthrie, Saylor even though Ba will take the...

Ga'an Ba son. He's easily looked like a £15m striker over the last six games or so. Easily.