Recent content by The Serious Guy

Great result, **** first half but made up for it in the second. We weren't perfect, but the teams that win things are the teams that can get results even without playing well. On a slight tangent: I love Harry Kane as much as the next sane person, but someone really needs to get him an...

So your saying England should have brought Peter Crouch?

Beats the **** out of a trip to godknowshowitsineuropeistan.

In fairness, Ramos lost his job because he banned Tom Huddlestone from eating Mayonaise. As soon as Redknapp gave him the keys to the larder we shot back up the table (2 points from 8 games etc.)

I can't wait until Victor is back

Why are the pundits wearing poppies in October?

Forgotten to predict for the last few weeks LOL 3-0 Kane x2 Eriksen

Big gap between our fans and theirs. They've been manic though. Glad that half is over.

In fairness, now that I'm resigned to Sissoko, it was actually comical how he broke through, slowed down so three defenders could catch him, still got a shot off and put it ten metres wide.

Aurier has looked tidy this evening.

Fair play, that kit Lloris is wearing is actually banging.

Is Son Heung-Min to the tune of Girls on film a chant? And if not, why not?

Got a feeling that tomorrow night is going to be the first real indicater of whats in store this season. I said before the Everton game that I didn't expect much of them this season, and the speed their defence crippled on the weekend proved me right. Dortmund, even with that impressive physio...

I had the same feeling when I counted up the signings we'd made. There's a few differences though: Bale wasn't our key player, he was essentially plan A, B and C rolled into one. Walker (as our only major departure) had nowhere near the amount of influence on the side that Bale did, so we're...

Is Llorente the NEW STRIKER we've been waiting for since BBC606?