Recent content by Soundwave

Fusion cannon: charging.

Bruce replacement sighted.

Unfulfilled ambition.

Evans' presence assures neither promotion nor relegation. Performance has been satisfactory and insufficient at key moments in season. Analysis indicates that loan and transfers have been favourable. Digression: further evidence required to form valid conclusion. Assessment: positive...

Warning: innuendo reaching critical levels.

Mahrez: Superior. Support for Leicester = unanimous. Victory close at hand.

Arsenal fans = drowning sorrows.

Soundwave online. Hull result = could have been worse. Potential shown but again, defensive errors costing games. Evans: adequate, for now. With more support, could solve problems at the back and ensure playoffs.

Tactical assessment - use of logic will be ineffective. Recommend resorting to key-jingling as distraction.

Qatar mode: engaged. Estimation: 2,000 pikeys to die expanding Elland Road.

Soundwave online. Interjection; molecular analysis of Newcastle Brown alcoholic beverage below: 46% H2O, 29% rat urine, 22% Domestos, 3% Mag tears. Intoxication guaranteed. Ingestion not recommended.

Acknowledged.

Meal recommendation: Water Margin buffet. Noodle bar superior (warning: information dated 2004-2009).

Analysis inconclusive. Further information required. Cellino: gobshite. Value of promises: zero.

Error in score prediction unacceptable. George Saville = scheduled for disintegration.