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*MILDLY INTERESTING FACT ALERT* Boro have played in less Premier League seasons than Sunderland. Boro have more all time Premier League points than Sunderland.

Because of his wonder goal, Your stadiums got to go, Cause you can't afford the rent, Thanks Darren Bent, Darren Bent

Elliot and Darlow must be really out of favour now if they've not even made the bench. Fair play to giving the young lad a chance, I'd hope he gets on for the final 45. Can see both Elliot and Darlow being off this summer if we keep Dubs

I would be surprised if there's another team who have dropped more points from winning positions than us this season. **** me this feels like a loss.

If Gayle gets a hat-rick I will literally go to his house and cut his grass if he wants me to. I don't even give a **** how big his garden is. Oh, and get in Boro!

I'm perfectly happy with the line up. Would prefer Slim to be playing but if he's injured so be it. We've been much more balanced for me with Manquilo out of the team and Dummers in. I think we could be on for a sneaky 1-2 victory. Hope Diame continues his good form. Let's go the men!

This must be what my parents meant when they said I'd be a failure

Can't even give the club away for free http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43157628

My predictions have us 13th with 39 points. To go down Swansea Palace West Brom I think West Brom as are good as gone already. Will Pardew stay with them in the Championship?

As unlikely and possibly impossible as it may be, I'd love to see them promoted to the Prem this year if not next. Our recent record against them is appalling and if they go bust now then they'll forever hold it over us. I would like a few more derbies, to right that wrong, then they can ****...