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Geremi was the only player I've ever seen limp onto the pitch

Nunez was 'paraded' to the crowd when he signed wearing a S*nderland shirt that was four times to big for him - he then started shadow boxing and skipping about. I was reminded of it when Obafemi Martins was 'paraded' at St. James' when he did a turn about the centre circle in a suit and tie...

'The Premier League's Worst Ever Players' is free :biggrin: to download on kindle at the moment. There is a chapter which destroys Sunderland for their (at the time) record points lows in 2003 and 2006. Titus, Jon Dahl, Micky O and Marcelino get a bit of a roasting too...

"Nooooo... It is a mask I tell you - it can't be my REAL face!! It WILL come off!! nnnngggggg!!"

I was going to say this one, you beat me to it. Scored a pearler couple of weeks earlier against Liverpool too.

Someone needs a hobby and some friends I think.

Someone who says 'I believe Newcastle are a truly great team, with outstanding players' needs to go read a book on the basics of football. We haven't been a truly great team since the fifties with one brief flirtation with pseudo-success in the mid-nineties. As for outstanding players, we had...

This isn't the players fault. There is no shape - there are no tactics - they are hoofing the ball up to nobody. The players don't know what they're supposed to be doing - We've been bad over the years but this is beyond dire. Pardew has completely lost whatever tenuous grip he ever had on...

Supporting Newcastle is like paying someone £40 every week without knowing if they're going to give you a crate of Brown ale or a punch in the face. Even though you fully expect the punch in the face every single time, you do it again next week.

It's a repeat of the last relegation season - We'll get a Xisco type singing and a Nacho loan in before the window shuts, Pardew out, Kinnear in, Kinnear in hospital after one win, one draw and eight defeats, then a 'shearer' type through the door to look after the team in Kinnear's absence...

Pardew seems to be coaching players down - by that I mean coaching all the good qualities out of players. every player on the pitch today has shown they've got ability but Pardew is completely demoralising and destroying players who should be running rings around the likes of west ham. Any...

Coach : Remember those tactics we were talking about? Shola : Tactics? Coach : You know, those instructions I gave the team before the match in order to capitalise on our strengths and nullify those of the opposition? Shola : You've COMPLETELY lost me. Can't I just stand around up there and 'be...

Try this one too - I hate betting against Newcastle but sometimes we're so bad, it's always worth the insurance. I'm betting on a West Ham, Wigan Double at 10/1 - if wigan lose, great - if west ham don't win - great - however, if they both win - £300 and not as bad a relegation almost.

I got 12/1 when Ba left - then the odds went up to 16/1 after the late goal against Fulham. I put £10 on each time. However, even £20,000 wouldn't ease the pain of having to go through another season of Championship football, especially when the players are not those of a relegation team.

We have good players who showed what they are capable of when they first came (Sissoko, Gouffran et al) but then they started doing things the way Pardew wanted and they have started playing in that way Newcastle always seem to revert to (see Souness' last game as manager, Roeder's last three...