Recent content by Novocastrian_9

I agree that the honey badger would probably win. Its p4p the hardest animal out there, both Floyd and Manny are ducking it, and David Attenborough says that the species are all Newcastle fans so that means they're extra proper rock as owt like!! Either the honey badger or Cheik Tiote.

I wish Barca would just f**k off! First they copy our style of play kick for kick, move for move, then they all start sniffing around Shola suggesting a Messi + Euros swap deal (ja, ja, don't make me laugh), now they are after Jose. I hear that they're currently drawing a plans for an Angel De...

I like the story when the Pope rang up Gazza as he was a massive footy fan and was fascinated by him, then when Gazza was handed the phone his first words were "Alreet Pope".

The Mel Gibson film Signs is utter, utter pi$$ flap$. Why would these aliens who hate H20 fly millions of lightyears across time and space to take over a planet which is 2/3 covered by water. These lads (the aliens) utilise technology and weapons that are unheard of to the human race in order to...

I read this story and thought for a minute that Peter Beardsley had started attacking The Royals again. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/breaking-news/2011/06/02/princess-eugenie-tells-how-she-was-saved-from-a-hunched-back-61634-28810364/

Ha, ha, ha! AS if having EDL on their right hand side of the poster doesn't say it all, above it they've scrawled Sad Geordies Bastards. Would that be one depressed Geordie who has sole ownership of multitude of bastards or what. They may have finished the season with one extra point than us...

My cousin is into MMA and works in Edinburgh Zoo. He has keys to the animals cages and so has regular occasion and opportunity to fight all manner of beasts. He says that the Polar bears are the absolute most nails of all the animals there and that the ONLY way you can take one out is a rear...

Don't fear! I've just seen Gazza jump into a taxi with a damp tea towel over his arm. I saw the thick black smoke billowing up but assumed that Cheik Tiote was in Byker and had just dropped one.

1.)My mate used to live next door to boxing pundit and former Quayside star Glen McCrory. 2.)Another mate of mine was once told to 'f*(k Off' by former Australian fast bowler Merv Hughes. 3.)My Mams husband, my dad, went to the same school as Alan Price, the keyboard player from The Animals...

Apologies for the length of this rant - I didn't know at the time I started writing that I was so full of hatred - but it's good hatred, though I do wonder where it all comes from! All thoroughly deserved I think. Mark Lawrenson you utter, utter creep. He has as much business talking about...

It was an absolute priveledge to be in attendence yesterday for a historic game. I have never felt adreniline nor an atmosphere like it. I was so proud of the players for their 2nd half performance and the heart they showed, and of the crowd for not giving up on the lads. I wonder though...

The earth's rotation doesn't cause the sun to set, it sets in fear when Cheik Tiote stares directly at it. He also tells it when it can rise.