Recent content by monkmaster

Clinique "Happy" for me...the lasses love it. Unfortunately its my face that puts them off/

We are short a keeper, a striker and a Yann. We had better wrap all of the squad in cotton wool. We were aiming for 5 on the last day....got 2. I like the 2 we got but may need to go hunting for some freebies to make up the numbers.

Perhaps he's not dead....its just a really good trick !!!

Paul Daniels...we might need a little magic to get out of this !

Moyes did a great job at Preston and Everton. Can get the best out of average players and not bad in the transfer market....sounds just what we need if Big Sam gets his dream job.

Charlie George....couldn't stand looking at the twat

Nice for the lasses to wear

Made me cry.........also made my ribs hurt and nearly piss myself. Brilliant! they should be made to play it before every home game next season.

It cannot be any of the grey, men who have been part of the last set up. It needs a new broom, new ideas, new tactics, new way of looking at the game and someone who can handle millionaires and getting them to show a little ticker. If he hadn't just gone to Man U I'd have said Jose....but I...

This article is so contrived...utter codswhallop !

God I hope you do keep Dummet....with his quality, League 1 is not out of reach.

The commentator said it all tonight. When the lads were singing are you watching Newcastle at 3-0 up, he piped in " I don't think they are, they've closed the curtains, punched the horse and gone to bed".............(may have added the horse bit but I'm sure that's what he wanted to say !!!! FTM !

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-A-Dee-A My oh my, what a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine heading my way Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-A-Dee-A FTM

Night match against the spuds...I had 10 quid on 3-1 Quinny to score first 33/1. Boys did the business, I reckon half the crowd had punted on the same bet, the queues at Ladbrooks were huge,,,they ran out of money to pay out, had to pick mine up next day. Some very happy people that night.

Funny ! Lets face it, keepers have to be crazy in the first place