Recent content by Maloolabaloola

And there I was thinking I'd finally seen the last of my Granny's curtains.

I wouldn't much fancy my chances of getting out alive if I ever got stuck in a phone box with her.

Where's Miff when you need him? <doh>

Link here - http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/08/09/3295986/van-persie-agents-4m-demands-threaten-to-derail-manchester

I have just read that Man Utd have agreed a transfer fee of £15m for Van Persie, plus his no doubt extortionate wage demands, but the deal is being hijacked by Van Persie's agent, who is evidently demanding his own fee of £4 million. Chelsea and Juventus have already told him where to go...

Blessed are the Cheesemakers. Big Nose. :)

Fair play to Matty Fryatt, and I take your point, but it's still a halfway house really, isn't it? What's to stop him from simply coming out and stating the plain truth as he sees it - if that's the way he really feels. No one ever seems to do that these days and there is absolutely no reason...

She has a very nice set of furniture there.

Who is Sonny Bradley? Might I ask?

She's a very pretty girl, but am I the only one who finds that fly on the penultimate photo distracting if not disconcerting?

I was at school when all this happened. The Dad of one of my mates was the detective who headed up the case. I remember him saying at the time that they always knew exactly who had done it, and he was an evil b*****d. But they couldn't get a confession out of him, and simply didn't have enough...

I understand this was exactly the way it was. Apparently the Allams asked Paul Duffen to negotiate the transfer on their behalf, and he played another blinder. Always one for a deal is old Duffers.

She looks a very pleasant young lady, miff.

She looks like the sort of girl who'd pick your pockets in the back streets of Barcelona. The kind of girl who'll use distraction techniques. I fear I may be easily distracted......

Bob Monkhouse once made a hilarious quip. This is true - and it's my favourite. He said, 'When I told people I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed. Well they're not laughing now'. Class. :)