Recent content by magicthighs

You could always get him a t-shirt printed with 'Pity me: I come from a family of total wasters and I am destined for a life of unremitting misery on benefits.' printed on it. It would get the message across almost as effectively as the strip.

I think I'm with the majority here: don't know anything about him but couldn't get excited by the usual suspects. He's got a year without pressure to prove himself - CL qualification was always going to be tough this year, no matter who is in charge. Maybe he can get more out of guys like...

Mackay, Clarke and Lambert are all good shouts. Moyes could be a goer. Lots to prove, no compensation to pay and he's loaded with his own payoff, s owe can pay him feckall. Last year it wouldn't happen, but he's still young and will want a job. He's not the kind of guy who will move to the...

Yup, just hearing it on 5 live. Bit of a shock. Or not?

Surely tautologous, venom? Do try to maintain standards.

Of course, Gustavo. I am at your disposal.

Hi Gustavo, This is a actually what is called 'a figure of speech'. There are no actual tits being laughed off. Some people use figures of speech to illuminate a point or make their writing a bit more colourful. You can learn a little more about them here...

Sorry, I meant 'HA!' HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHA :emoticon-0115-inlov I love you currants. You make me laugh my tits off on such a regular basis.

A cup final completely devoid of any talent, inspiration or skill. Like watching a bunch of schoolboys playing. An utter embarrassment to Scottish 'football' and two teams of players that absolutely disgraced themselves. Thank god for penalties! These teuchter numpties could have played for...

Davie Moyes will be available at the end of the season. Celtic man. Champions League experience. Used to working with no money. Burnt his boats in Engerland A total shoo-in. You heard it here first.

<laugh> Chortle

To be fair, I'm including only those whom I've seen playing live. Artur Boruc - the first truly great keeper I've seen at CP and excellent for a laugh RB Danny McGrain - it's all been said already but a pleasure to watch. LB Dariusz Wdowczyk - intelligent and skillful. A much underrated plater...

Two Celtic rejects. Sold one, didn't want the other. ROI not very scary at all.

No chance against Germany or Poland. I think we can beat ROI in both legs, so a third place play-off spot is not beyond us.

Like I said, MD: "Clearly some comedian has put me on a mailing list (I blame my brother)." If you're going to have a pop at a post you might try reading it first. Otherwise you could look at little silly. Um, too late.