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    Will Lawrenson........

    Does anyone like the ****-he did get all the mid-week predictions right bar one tho.HTL
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    Rangers to move to the English League

    They could but have you seen Bruges womens tits??? :emoticon-0120-doh:
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    The barcode scumbags are back

    Surprised this hasn’t kicked off yet.The worst manager ever in the EPL buys a second crop pf Frenchies and then declares his club to be Legends in Europe.Horsemeat.Maybe they can cook but can they defend??? :emoticon-0109-kiss:
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    Rangers to move to the English League

    No no no never. Charlie Green is a ****ing idiot. Sexual discrimination FFS.Is he having a laugh?? Let Rangers join the Belgium women’s league then. Thin end of the wedge imo and would pave the way for a Super Euro league and the demise of the EPL.
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    Mangane clips

    Ouch.ffs.Wouldn't fancy training much with this lad.CattaMangled comes to mind.
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    Just jumped my Geordie neighbour!

    I would explain to him how to purchase a shirt for his big bloated stomach and a wooly hat for his heed gasket.<doh>
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    All the best Lads and Lasses.

    Happy Christmas from the home of the Black stuff. I’ve had some champagne and Guinness and am anxiously awaiting getting stuck into to Turkey with the family. Have a great day Mackems whether you are in Amsterdam, New Zealand or back home. Special mention to MR It’s definitely hard but...
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    Odd angel experience

    Trying to differentiate between fantasy and reality gives you a wet pussy and can make you freaky NMG
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    Gonna give some credit to a geordie

    The establishment always wears bowler hats, smoke cigars and drink whiskey. The rest are handed tin hats (sometimes a gun) and told to start digging. When will we ever learn? Long live the fifth brigade/Viva la quince brigada.
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    Help with Chris Kindle

    Thanks lads.I am going to ask one the bairns to get The complete History of SAFC.Anyone read Match of my life by Rob Mason??
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    Help with Chris Kindle

    Sorted fully shameless. I now need to leave this thread
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    Help with Chris Kindle

    Cringle.Ah now I get it.Thank **** I thought I dropped a stinky **** and stank the whole damned board.:emoticon-0117-talki. Cheers mate will check out the history of SAFC.<ok>
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    Help with Chris Kindle

    My kids have started to arrive at my gaff for the Christmas gathering from around the globe. For the first time due to a lack of Euros (sorry German Euros) it has been decided to have a family Chris kindle rather than pressies for everybody. As I don’t want a woolly jumper or a shirt I am...
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    James McClean - Gentleman.

    His heart is in the right place on and off the field Derry.He needs to control his temper and get his head in the right place on and off the field.I would love it if he does.
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    James McClean.. Idiot!

    Fair enough mate.Let's keep everything in perspective. 1. I doubt if Jimmy is good enough for the EPL. 2. He has scored more goals in all competions than everbody in the squad bar Fletch. 3. I don't think he is an idiot.