Recent content by Lee Hall

Now this is really taking the p*ss ... http://www.thenewsgrind.com/sport/football-sport/real-madrid-to-field-six-players-for-tottenham-return/ :)

Not surprised after these incredible harsh words :) Furious FA chiefs brand F-word Wayne Rooney a blithering nincompoop - http://www.thenewsgrind.com/sport/football-sport/furious-fa-chiefs-brand-f-word-rooney-a-blithering-nincompoop/

In the wake of criticism from Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson and Arsenal’s Arsene Wenger referees will be armed with tasers to deal with unruly players, managers and fans, writes Crispin Fisher. George Watson, who is responsible for training and monitoring the performance of...

Fears are growing for the safety of Chelsea winger Yossi Benayoun 24 hours after he fell head-first into David Luiz’s hair. The 31-year-old Israeli was last seen trying to retrieve a plastic training cone from the Brazilian’s barnet during Sunday’s pre-match warm up...

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to use a state-of-the-art robot to get around his five-match touchline ban, writes Crispin Fisher. Students at Manchester University are currently working with Fergie showing him how to operate their android manager nick-named...

Chelsea full-back Ashley Cole has been sent to Libya to assassinate bonkers despot Colonel Gaddafi. The England star has been in secret training with UK special forces and could play a pivotal role in resolving the growing tensions in the Middle East. Cole has been making regular visits to...

Under-fire Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti has pledged “unwavering” loyalty to his £9million pay packet. Despite a series of miserable results, the Blues boss today promised fans he will continue drawing on his large wages “come what may.” “I have never quit...

Pardew must be tempted to play him in a more central, attacking position when he does get back, given Guittierrez's form.

At least two people were feared dead and five others seriously injured last night after an elaborate goal celebration by Arsenal’s Andre Arshavin went tragically wrong. After grabbing a late winner against Barcelona, the striker joined teammates in forming a human pyramid in front of...