Recent content by KingPepeReina.

Custards joke wasn't even funny. What have Man United fans and the British royal family got in common. They both co-habit with their own relatives.

What is black and white and extremely dry? Whats red and white and extremely dull? Old Trafford on match-day.

Bozz Seeing as Everton are a far bigger club than Chelsea and always were and always will be, I hope they don't go the same way as West Ham. West Ham were Englands answer to Ajax with a youth system that is second to none. A lot of people talk about Man Uniteds youth system of the early 1990s...

Another classic here (enjoy) - Q - What's black and white and red all over? A - A newspaper. It could also be a Zebra/Panda with sunburn. How about this. Whats black and white and goes bump bump bump? A nun falling down the stairs. Whats black and white and goes ha ha ha? The one that...

Firstly, the one thing we have to avoid is complacency, however I don't think the Liverpool players read the newspapers, because the opinion changes like the weather. Secondly on paper, we should take Arsenal apart and thats not exaggerating, as their squad is at its weakest it has been in god...

Its my opinion that Man United will go the same way as Malcolm Glazers four shopping centres.

This is a load of nonsense. Raheem Sterling cannot join anyone until after his 17th birthday as he's still on school-boy terms. He hasn't signed professional. Secondly Kenny has said that David Ngog will not go anywhere until after he's found a replacement. I'm still unsure as many are if...

He also supports a club I hate as much as Manchester United and thats Rangers.

Getting someone in different over the summer? Well thats easy on paper. There is things to consider. Two options. Option A. Liverpool go looking for a young goal-poacher to play alongside Suarez. Can anyone think of any names? Liverpool in January bid for Mario Gomez...it was rejected...

Theres a difference. Kuyt is like Diego Forlan. a feed on scraps striker. He does his best work when there is no thinking involved and its based on reaction. Aguero and Suarez as someone else said carve open their own openings and if there is a rebound the likes of Forlan or Kuyt will gobble...

I know most people would rather have Aguero over Carroll any time. However you have to think sensibly. You cannot partner Aguero and Suarez as explained earlier. Suarez and Kuyt worked together but Kuyt isn't a target man. Thats different because Kuyt is technically a poacher by trade that...

Did you see Stevie Wonders new piano? Neither did he.

Ironically, I think both Aguero and Suarez play best alongside Forlan, which just goes to show you how similar they are. Suarezlfc <applause> Excellent post. Spot on.<ok> Suarez or Aguero can only play alongside a target man or a goal-poacher, they cannot play alongside each other,as they...

Whats the difference between a female Man United fan and pitbull? Lipstick.

Aguero and Suarez for me would be too much like Fowler and Owen and Rush and Aldridge. You never saw Ian Wright and Andy Cole play together, why? too similar. The best foil for Suarez is Andy Carroll not Aguero.