Recent content by Kempton

Good luck with your health John. I've fallen down the stairs twice in two months and both times due to Mz Kempton trying to save me. She just tried it again tonight and I'm sorry, but I had to tell her to get the **** off me you ****ing idiot! I'll stand on my own two feet Or maybe she is...

Sorry for interrupting, but I was just watching an old rerun of blackadder and found this particularly funny. King Charles the first had so many warts on his face that until he sneezed they couldn't find which one was his nose...

Can anybody else tell that Castro really hates Hull? <laugh>

Oh well, Cas, its all over. Never mind though eh.

Why does it seem impossible to me to watch The Cranberries live on YouTube? I used to love watching that.

These boys certainly know what their left foot is for, whether passing or shooting :1980_boogie_down:

Last summer my missus and I were preparing for a bbq. She told me I need to go out and get some coal. No need I said, there's some in the garage from last year. Oh that'll be out of date by now she said :biggrin:

If you can't play football on that, well then you can't play football. It's as simple as that :emoticon-0170-ninja

I can't remember who said it now, it was years ago, but it might have been Alf Garnets neighbour from across the road, whoever that was. He had his own tele programme and he said there actually has to be an end to the universe. I don't know where he got that from, but he seemed very convincing...

Me neither. I'm getting earache off mz Kempton <laugh> Oh and I'm watching the chase thing.

I'm impressed by the lack of posts on this thread. It shows we don't give a ****. One City, there's only one City...

Why is it I keep seeing on the news that we all have to be careful of heat exhaustion and yet I'm ****ing freezing to death?

It can't be that bad my friend, apparently I have serosis, of my liver, see don't even know how to spell it <laugh>

Can't make it, Chazz. I'll be in hospital myself. Thanks for posting this though x

I like 'none taken'.