Recent content by JakartaToon

Definitely not. Part of becoming a big club is growing enough to compete in all the tournaments you play. We will know we are there when we have a squad big enough to compete for both the PL and the CL and are able to blood academy players in the League Cup and FA Cup when the opposition allows...

Saturday 20th December Newcastle United 2 Chelsea 0 Wissa AFC Bournemouth 3 Burnley 0 Evanilson Brighton & Hove Albion 2 Sunderland 0 Welbeck Manchester City 3 West Ham United 0 Haaland Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 Brentford 2 Schade Tottenham Hotspur 2 Liverpool 1 Simons Everton 1 Arsenal 3 Saka...

Not sure. The target man and speedy number 10 set up seems to have died a death and I suspect our slower build up play and longer ball doesn’t suit Wissa. To be honest I would much rather see us moving the ball much quicker through midfield and playing balls between centre-back and full-backs...

Except if the seat happens to be near yours. In which case all you can hear is the incessant drone of the informal automatic timing system. But yeah, while you can’t see the moves developing, the speed at which everything is done is remarkable. It’s not surprising there are so many turnovers...

Convert to Islam. You can still enjoy Christmas but absolve yourself from any of the card sending, present giving or cooking. Whenever we receive cards or presents we just reply with: We don’t do that - we’re Muslims. Even conditioned my sister in law to leave any pork stuffing out of the...

Can we not just watch him get crucified?

How much does he owe you?

Filled in as a late sub for Trev (hand injury from long-winded waffling to @Roland Deschain and @No27.) and really enjoyed it. Really fast open game of football. Wissa looked sharp, actually prefer him to Woltemade, who seems very static. Bruno was outstanding and Miley had a good game, after...

Obi and missing are not two words that you normally see in the same sentence.

@Magnet (the artist formerly known as Rum and Black for 2) kills it tghis week, with a 27pointer, 11 better than the next best (@Darren Peacock’s Ponytail and @cronemeister) and moves up to 2nd place, 37 behind our long time leader (@Obi Wan). Plenty of missing posters last week so get...

It does - but you also get a 30point deduction for angering the derby gods.

Same as what/who?

Jimmy. When you reply to a post or do a new post the little emoji is in the bar at the top, next to the attach files or add picture symbols. Click on it and you have access to all the emojis. There’s even a bedwetters one.

Interesting attitude for a Newcastle fan. You would still count it as a win if we lose? You that keen to get rid of Howe? Think it will be a great game and a real test of our players. Hoping he plays Murphy, as he has a great way of winding the opposition up, Miley as I know Joelinton is likely...