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Have it you wrong side of the wrong river tosspots

With the global 24 hour news cycle we mostly consume I think to a degree you can’t help but become desensitised to suffering on a scale that if you were closer to it would be horrific, but by any measure this is just heartbreaking in 2025. RIP...

Only on mobile so far, but the only way I knew I’d logged in OK is that the ads disappeared. Where’s ‘me’ gone?

We do this all the time. He’s Schrödinger’s midfielder at present. Unobserved he remains simultaneously both brilliant and a massive disappointment and it’s only when we open the box and actually see him play again that we find out. I’ll reserve judgment until then, but hopefully he’ll be brilliant.

I heard they came out muttering ‘Jesus wept’, which I thought was a bit rude, but I understand now…

Oh no it isn’t!

And why not? Edit - just to add I don’t recall him describing anything as ‘throw enough **** at the wall and hope it sticks’, but he probably would’ve when free of the confines of broadcasting decency standards

Currently 2 episodes in and feels like a major return to form after a disappointingly soulless season 3 and a better but kind of throw enough **** at the wall and hope it sticks season 4. Coming together quite nicely.

Elsewhere Stoke 2-nil up against Charlton in 6 minutes